Can YOU whistle with both your mouth and nose closed?! I thought not. Checkmate, tankies.
my grandmother is a chud and when charlie kirk died she said “this is worse than when my dad and husband died” and I just about had a stroke.
Time to put grandma in a home
She lives in another state anyway. I don’t have anything to do with most of my family. I had just happened to be on the phone with her around that time and she brought it up. I just made an excuse to hang up lol.
“this is worse than when my dad and husband died”
God I hope those are different people 🤔
Not only are they different people but despite my grandmother herself being absolutely insane they were both pretty cool. Her dad fought the Nazi’s in WW2 and died young. And her husband my grandfather was an engineer who actually did some work in China back in the 90s. So he basically helped modernize China. Then my dads side of the family (the evil side as I call them) were literally Nazis. Not like Neo-Nazis, like the OG Wehrmact kind. I got a wild fucking family tree.

This guy was impressed

when that neck a bigger target than the face
I’m adding him to my island as we speak.
What’s his catchphrase?
Counting or not counting gang violence?
POP!
The Switch got stolen from me before I could finish.

😢
They’re playing the Yoshi game. Mocking me. All night. Menacingly.
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He was very talented at being exsanguinated on stage.
if he’s so talented then he should be able to do it twice

He could! Once through the entry and once through the exit!
No but my wife can whistle with my mouth and nose closed.
Wait…
Pwned









