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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

Answer that, ye handsome homos!!1!!!1!!!

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Answer that, ye handsome homos!!1!!!1!!!

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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Pride isn’t about gays being proud to be gay.

    They are proud to be brave enough to come out of the closet. Especially in a world where they could be beaten to death for it.

    Straights never needed to do that. So there is no need to be proud.

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      But I like being straight 😔

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        Pretty sure that’s illegal during June.

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          “You have been found guilty of being straight. You are hereby sentenced to twink tongue torture: I’m going to lick every inch of your body”

          • the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world
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            Oh! Punish me next!

    • Bilb!@lemmy.ml
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      I think it’s more like “unashamed.” A refusal to hide this essential aspect of oneself.

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    You aren’t required to participate in gay pride celebrations this month. You can instead go watch the He-Man movie and enjoy a fun action movie about totally straight men.

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      “Fisto, Ram-Man, to me!”

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    • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world
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      The world is a much more understandable place when you realize most people are like 9 years old but in a 30+ year old body.

      Because we were all traumatised as children. Psychiatrists talk about this

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        • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world
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          Well said. Actually reminds me of what Protesilaos said in this YouTube video on Ares, which I think about a lot

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      • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
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        Yeah, I’ve always thought if we could break the cycle for a whole generation in one clean cut, it would only take on generation to enlighten the whole world.

        People thought I was crazy.

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        They also say you can’t not be traumatized. Trauma is how we learn to do and be better.

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          No, that’s a garbage take. Trauma doesn’t make anyone better. People who learn to overcome their trauma become better by virtue of the challenge they overcame, but that’s like saying becoming a paraplegic made Steven Hawking smarter.

          Some people thrive despite their disabilities and hardships. That doesn’t mean the disabilities and hardships are what made then thrive in the first place.

      • Calfpupa [she/her]@lemmy.ml
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        Where can I read more about this?

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          Tbh I don’t know about read because I~~ can’t read~~ don’t study psychology, but I heard it first from Daniel Meckler, an ex-psychiatrist. He explains it well and it comes up in every video, so in his eyes it’s the most important thing to grasp about human psychology for your own sake or for the sake of practicing it.

          You could scroll through his page and see what topic seems most interesting because you’re almost bound to hear it in one of them

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            Thank you for a starting point!

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        Probably not traumatized enough actually.

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      I just want to get drunk and have fun in the bouncy castle 😭

      No, wait a second. Forget getting drunk, I might throw up in there. Just give me the bouncy castle!

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          If it is, I have no clue about it. I just really think that bouncy castles should be a part of a good company event.

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    From July to June, unfortunately.

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    Shouldn’t a Sontaran be asking when asexual pride month is?

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      Just fyi, the answer is June.

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    I will not tolerate this slander against Strax

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    every other month of a year

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    It’s whatever month you want it to be.

    Seriously, it’s that easy.

    (I am against all of the months, personally, they’re a constant annoyance in addition the holiday tripe)

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    Cmdr. Strax is an ally!

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    I’m pretty sure it’s December. That’s when I feel the straightest.

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      You’re supposed to don your gay apparel in December.

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      Weird, that’s when most people seem to feel the gayest

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        Lmao

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    I’d be down for bringing back Floralia~

    Dedicated to Flora (goddess of flowers/spring); featured theatrical performances, mimes, nudity, and explicit association with sex workers and fertility rituals.

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    That’s every month, at the local drag strip.
    (Not to be confused with the local drag strip club)

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      (Not to be confused with having a drag at the local club)

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    just say “it was may dumbass you just missed it” and move on

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    I’m proud to be straight every day, hell yeah! I think I’ll masturbate to some straight porn right now! 💯🍆🍾😎

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    Every month is a straight pride month. By default.

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