CHESS ON MY BREASTS
That’s a croissant, not a Paris brest
Holy hell!
A common mistake
I’ll buy that for a dollar!
This seems a great input for an image ia generator 😂
en passant en croissant
it should be “en passant sur le croissant”
en passant on croissant
problem solvedAh fuck, is that fr*nch?
You know. I’ve played chess for like 30 years and I can’t recall a single time someone has used en passant against me.
I feel like it’s a rule made up by someone who didn’t agree with the double step rule
“Oh, your pawn can do a double step? Well, my pawn can capture yours anyways!”
This took me a couple seconds but I’m happy to report that once it clicked it got an out loud “oh my god” from me irl 🤦♀️
It got an out loud “holy hell” from me irl*
It got an out loud “new response just dropped” from me irl*
Does that make you an actual zombie irl too?
bxa3 on a pastry
I’m not sure if this counts, since all French just sounds to me like it rhymes with “croissant” ?
Holy hell.
Chess spread on crab bread?
Where did the other white piece go?
Google en-passant
I’m not gonna say the thing, but I did google it and learned something I didn’t know.
Holy hell!
It’s stale mate.
But what’s the point of trading pieces? Now B2 just gonna take A3, or am I missing something?
Chess on French pastry?
Google croissant
Is that a new service from them where you can learn to make French pastry?
New response just dropped
Yes
le me signing up right now
we have merged Google Croissant with Google Bread to create a new all in one app named Google Bakery.
Fun fact: the French call it pastry from Vienna (viennoiserie)
En passant on a croissant
Nice try, but that’s definitely not it
Nope, he’s right, it’s a rather outdated move that I use to use in middle school to piss people off.
An peasant on the crescent
Made up move-a on a media-luna.
Only thing not french in this meme is the text
Vous avez entendu parler d’elf on the shelf, maintenant préparez-vous pour en passant sur le croissant.
en passo on quaso
Ah, yes, En Croissant. Very important maneuver.
Holy pastry!
