• ZMoney@lemmy.world
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    A schwarschild radius of 0.5 meters corresponds to about 56 Earth masses. So Richard must have accreted a bunch of mass before he collapsed.

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      Or maybe he accreted the mass after collapsing?

      Alternatively, maybe that’s just the weight of his massive ego?

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      Your mom is so fat, were she to collapse into a black hole her schwarzchild radius would be 0.5 meters. Does not quite roll of the tongue, does it?

  • (⬤ᴥ⬤)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    the cat is struggling to not fall in but tbethe people are unaffected, implying that either:

    1. Richard is capable of controlling their gravitational pull, and just hates cats
    2. The people have learned to resist gravity.
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        The selective attraction exerted on the cat by the Richard black hole reveals that Richard is allergic to cats, as cats are attracted to people allergic to them [1].

        [1] - ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling et al., lemmy.dbzer0.com (2024)

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      I vote for option 1, since fluids are also unaffected by his gravity

      Also a slight correction, maybe Richard LOVE cats

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      1. The cat had the zoomies, was running toward Richard, got spooked, turned to run away digging their carpet destroying knife hands into the carpet, and this is the still shot of them primed to reach escape velocity going away from Richard
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    Richard must’ve been very dense. Now that you can measure from the event horizon, he could be surprisingly likable.

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        Saying they suck things in isn’t really correct, unless you want to also say that the sun is constantly sucking Earth toward it. It’s just gravity.

        Also, magnets don’t only work on ferrous metals. Magnets push electrons through copper loops in generators and that’s how we have electricity.

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        I think they’re implying that a black hole the mass of a person has the same gravitational attraction that the person had before collapsing (negligible).

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    5 months ago

    Not a physicist, but how long would a blackhole of that size last lol?

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      Hard to be completely sure… but an earth mass black hole is roughly an inch across.

      That’s probably a Jupiter mass black hole… things would be a lot more wild at that party.

      Honestly this is an event horizon… not the black hole itself and I’m too fucking lazy to do the schwazchild calculations maybe it matters at this scale… maybe not.

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    5 months ago

    What’s the opposite of a black hole?
    That’s me 👉😏👉