It’s important to note….
They found a “realistic sex toy”. From the article:
Now, internet attention has turned to Cedar Point once again. A viral video from the Midwestern theme park shows lifeguards fishing a realistic adult toy out of the wave pool at its adjacent water park, Cedar Point Shores.
Bogus headline. Dildo found in pool.
That is the articles headline, and you’ll note I explained that, still the headline,
If only there was a way to post a less click bait headline when creating a post.
Community rules say to use the original headline.
Does Lemmy autogenerate the headline when a link is posted? Like Reddit did?
If so, I don’t begrudge OP quite as much…
Even if it does, titles can be edited.
It should be illegal to click bait that hard. fire the author out of a cannon into the sun.
It’s probably pretty difficult to do that with it running, what with the waves and all.
Also, bodily fluids. Sure, the bleach takes care of it but people get weird so closing it down for 20 minutes to let the crowd forget about it is a way to make it look… like they did something.
And maybe they did do something.
But the sign only said No Water Toys Allowed in the Wave Pool.
Why would they even bother to shut down the wave pool because of that?
