Memories of using an air mattress are when sleeping over at friends places being drunk and hot and the stupid mattress wraps around me as I sink in it and my body heat just heats up the whole thing and I woke up all sweaty.
You could say I’m not a fan
A fan may have helped
Last time I used one, I got about 2 hours if sleep before it deflated. Kept trying to plug the hole but everything still leaked!
Mitch Hedberg made this meme
More propaganda from Big Spring
That looks like a regular-size guy, can’t you inflate it more so you don’t sink in?
I think this is about the tendency of air mattresses to slowly deflate overnight. Source: I had to sleep on an air mattress for several months and it was always just like this in the morning though I never found a hole and I’m a 5’1" woman. Obviously I started by making sure it was fully inflated each night.
Supposedly they don’t deflate, but the plastic stretches. Also it can be a problem if the air cools overnight.
And Duracell’s don’t explode too (don’t trust everything a salesman tells you)
