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a tumblr screenshot:

captain-price-unofficially posts an image of a brown liquid in a glass with a large spherical ice ball, an Uncrustables sandwich larger than the glass has been wedged on the rim.

sipping on drinks you can’t pronounce in bars you’ve never heard of

ilovecats4ever replies:
Drop the recipe chief

ilovecats4ever replies:
fine I’ll do it myself
[in large text] Cruster’s Last Stand

  • Bourbon
  • SPHERICAL ice (important)
  • Smuckers™ Unfuckable in your least favorite flavor
  1. put that shit in a cup

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  • kboy101222@sh.itjust.works
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    31 minutes ago

    You should point out in the text that they responded 15 days later, cause honestly that makes it was funnier

  • Malgas@beehaw.org
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    It could just be a difference of the liquor, or color balance in the photo, but I think that first picture might be an Old Fashioned rather than just bourbon. It has that sort of reddish-purple tinge to it that you get from angostura bitters.