Become a nudist. Problem solved.

Worst mistake I keep making: I think “I did it 2 days ago, don’t need to today.”

The reality is: Having less than one load of dirty laundry is a theoretical state that is rarely reached.

It’s an illusion, caused by stacks of laundry that “don’t count”, because they are wool and I’m waiting for a full load of wool (in reality, they add up already), or they have some other kind of “special status”.

Or heck, let’s just only ever start when there is nothing to wear, or the laundry bin is overflowing.

Now make one with dishes

Fresh clean laundry all the time? Where the machine does most of the work, no beating on rocks required? Yes please!:-)

Who’s a good boy! Falkor’s a good boy! Yes you are… Here’s another load.