“Drink verification can…”
This patent is borderline “there are 4 lights” shit. What’s to stop the ‘passcode’ from being “I sure am hungry, let’s get mcdonald’s” and pavloving the general population?
That’s absolutely the point. The goal of most marketing is to worm into everyone’s brains so when they think of a need, the product is their default. This doubles down on that by trying to generate a need through action.
I like to think there is a point where the average person would observe a certain level of bullshit and immediately escalate to extreme violence against their corporate overlords.
I’m not saying that this patent is my level. I’m not saying this patent is not my level.
I like to think there is a point where the average person would observe a certain level of bullshit and immediately escalate to extreme violence against their corporate overlords.
I hope so. Too much corporate apologia going around.
Won’t someone think of the shareholders?!? If they don’t get the profit they’re expecting, then they may not be able to afford that 6th home for their kids spring break! Can you imagine how embarrassing that would be for their kids? Have a heart you filthy peasant! Think of the children!
“Corporations Are People, My Friend!”
All evidence so far to the contrary.
Mc Donald’s!
I like how the patent app goes right back into one person shooting another. Whoever put that together knew what they were doing.
The jokes on them. In our household we praise and yell McDonald’s regularly
I’m lovin’ it
It comes from afar and, surprise, guess from whom?
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If I remember correctly, US patents are protected for 20. So If they want to pull this of, they likely gonna do it in the next 10 years.
With the slow boil going on, I’d expect the world to implode on ads starting within 8 years.
…or, in 20 years EVERYBODY will suddenly start doing it.
[Are you ready kids?] “Aye aye captain” [I can’t hear you~] “AYE AYE CAPTAIN!” [ooooooooooooooh-!]
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Please don’t give them any ideas lol
If this ever gets implemented the amount of bricks being delivered through HQ windows would skyrocket.
Holy blundered brainwashing, batman!
I’ll just leave this here…
See, shit like this is why I pirate crap. Why in the world people use almost any streaming service is just beyond me.
The only good ones are the independent services run by actual Youtubers like Nebula and the like. At least those ones help contribute directly to content creators.
Who is dumb enough to just allow themselves to be manipulated, abused and taken for a ride in such a way?
Who is dumb enough to just allow themselves to be manipulated, abused and taken for a ride in such a way?
The general population. It’s why this stuff exists.
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