He spilled the blood of the Saxon Men!

That’s slightly more than 1.5% of the entire state.

They took the opportunity to steal the election. The people didn’t vote for him.

https://sdvoice.info/trump-lost-vote-suppression-won-here-are-the-numbers/

https://youtu.be/UgIay64Obcs

https://youtu.be/t-yr-Mgkhm0

https://electiontruthalliance.org/eta

First and last links are the data. The middle links are for us stupid people that need to be told how to read the data in the last link.

Wind scorpions. Aka Camel Spiders. There’s only two right now…

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solifugae

Edit:

Claims that Solifugae aggressively chase people are also untrue, as they are merely trying to stay in the shade/shadow provided by the human

Even with the citation, that’s still gonna be an OH FUCK NAW, from me.

http://web.archive.org/web/20230520080201/https://www.nytimes.com/2023/05/15/us/politics/qualified-immunity-supreme-court.html

Not that it actually matters, but Qualified Immunity is also against the actual laws that were passed.

Crippling debt

Nah, it was a joke.

At least y’all can say this sentence

Knockoff Airbus?

I don’t know why, but that is the only role Will Ferrell has ever gotten that doesn’t make me loathe him.

You’re just trying to be able to spam this all day aren’t you?

She likes changing diapers?

He doesn’t have the braincell currently.

I wish. At least I didn’t fail geography.

Second Wind is filling the “Yahtzee rants about a game that I’m unlikely to play anytime soon” hole nicely.

Not prestidigitation, but one of my wizards used wild magic to make a version of Fireball that erupted in rose petals and cherry blossoms.

We were celebrating our newly independent city-state. King shouldn’t have ordered all the mages to the front lines of his stupid war, if he didn’t want the mage’s college seceding, and taking his second largest city with us

You can remove the suggestion, though if you’ve already trained it that hard it may not stick. Just click and hold on the incorrect spelling and drag to a trashcan that will pop up

https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/

Dude consistently loses at Klondike.

I have a rule for my tattoos. I design the general idea, on paper, and date it. If I still think it’s a good idea for a tattoo a decade later, I will get it. I have 4 so far.