So, I’m gonna tell you a story.

The country I was born in is a dictatorship. Life was shit. I left when I was a kid to a country with more freedoms. I grew up to learn what freedom meant. Then when I was 18, I decided to return to the place of my birth and lead a rebellion against the dictator that tyrannized my country and the tyrant was defeated and everyone lived happily ever after.

Just kidding (the italicized part is false), I just lived a boring life in the new country as a background character, and my parents are abusive, I had zero friends, and my new country is also becoming a dictatorship, and everything is falling apart, and I have zero qualities of what a movie hero has, I never felt brave enough to attend a protest because I fear torture as a non-native-born citizen, and I have no power to stop anything and I’m gonna die in a gulag, the end.

I mean… see… the second story is so boring, that why we wanna imagine a world where the first scenario happens. Otherwise the world is just too dark without any beacon of hope.

I prefer Lemmings, I like them deep fried 😋

Obsessing about the different timelines/parallel-universes where I actually became good at things; Obsessively good at it… 🫠

I mean that is a technically correct answer, but they’ll just delete it because they can’t have a bunch of wikipedia pages about every person in the world.

Yes I am a human, I love human things like… um… music…

finishes zipping up skinsuit

Without password managers: You either have weak passwords, or you constantly forget passwords and get locked out of your accounts.

Or you can remember the password to your email then use that to reset passwords every time and slam your head on the keyboard to generate a random password that you won’t need to remember because you’ll just reset it next time, but then its a hassle and you are relying on one point of failure, and you could get locked out if you email stops working.

So in conclusion: Password Managers

They failed to take over the world using violence, so now they are secretly taking over peacefully using some open source code.

Prepare to be assimulated, resistance is futile.

Is this r/AITA and r/AmIOverreacting in a trenchcoat?

Picture a wave. In the ocean. You can see it, measure it, its height, the way the sunlight refracts when it passes through. And it’s there. And you can see it, you know what it is. It’s a wave.

And then it crashes in the shore and it’s gone. But the water is still there. The wave was just a different way for the water to be, for a little while. You know it’s one conception of death for Buddhists: the wave returns to the ocean, where it came from and where it’s supposed to be.

-Professor Chidi Anagonye (The Good Place)

a dictator’s massive ego

Real Sugar Coke in a glass bottle by Coca-Cola.

Other than that, some fastfood places have their fountain coca-cola formulas mixed just perfectly so that its on-par with the aforementioned, sometimes even slightly better, but those fountain versions is not consistent and sometimes it could be worse depending om the day and probably depending on how fresh the syrup is. (Because sometimes I feel like its pumping out the last few drops of the cola syrup)

reddit doesn’t let me use tor 😕

What if I just have AI generate a fake selfie with a fake ID? Are they gonna use AI to check it against a database? Well, I actually have my AI write a bunch of malware into the image and now I’ve hacked into the mainframe and downloaded your entire porn database. Suck on that harddrive

Oh wow you are now so close to where I was born, it’s just across the strait. 😁

Life Pro Tip: Steal a spaceship right before you die. 😁

So… Born on a submarine?

/kidding

Oh, I thought it was more of a “we don’t have a hospital nearby” situation. The idea of “natural” solutions is kinda weird… I mean… most of the food today is artificially bred…

Welp, conservatives being conservatives… 🤷‍♂️

Urban or Rural?

In my ancestral village, I think home births were commons, but my parents were in the city at the time when they had me so it was hospital birth for me.

Depends.

My dad went in the hospital for like probably 3 months, and afiak, their small bussiness is still running. They have insurance.

For everyone else who don’t have insurance and don’t have any assets, just refuse to pay the bills, like what are they gonna do? Confiscate your organs? (Inb4 they pass the “USA Repossess Organs Act”)

Lol I thought it was some SCP stuff before I read comments.