Yes, we hate gipsies. But not because of their race (they don’t even have a separate race), but because of some nuances of their culture that involve a lot of criminal. Those gypsies who behave without stealing, soliciting and drugs distribution feel almost zero problems. Obviously stereotypes are strong but they have absolutely logical background.

Go tell that bullshit to another racist like you.

English doesn’t have this word? Read it as a “standard unit”.

Private Dumbass, it is an invasion!

Well, it is a rather multilayered phrase. And sarcasm is present there too. And yes, I really think that most of the US citizens are racists. Even those who call themselves “woke” (I suppose this is exactly the case: the “woke” US citizen mumbling some racist shit while being sure that he is being super anti-racist).

So it isn’t 50/50, more like 4/6/33/23/15/19 or something :)

Yes, in the EU they don’t care about skin colour, you US racist… pffft… citizen.

Because usually they use the super fat flavor of Java. Jabba Fatt tier of lardiness Java.

28?

Perl is disappointing too. I always considered it as an etalon shit-script.

And what is EU going to do? It looks like they won’t dare even to express their usual deep concerns. So what do you expect from us? Scream, huh?

Up sack, down sack. Run, stop. Lay, rise. Excersize-schmercesize. Do work – be strong.

Rotate your phone 180 degrees.

Remember that Nickelodeon cartoon? Cat-god?

Features:

1. Some small back-incompatibilities to irritate devs.
2. Moving menues around to irritate users.
3. More logs to spy on users.
4. More lags and freezes to stimulate upgrades.
5. Some evil shit for the sake of evil.
6. New wallpapers.
7. Some AI shit nobody asked for.
8. … More shit…
9. Even more shit…

Voice: Point (12.4, 67.3, 130.1);

Teacher, leave the kids alone!

Why not? You prefer bottles? Sacks? Shovels? Cat asses? Hats?

So… Lying in the box waiting for the death?

… ubuntu. New day – new phraseologism.

You can afford a comfortable bed?

I can help you with that. Just carry a long (2-3 meters would be sufficient) metal rod with you. If you can’t afford a metal rod/pipe that long then try wooden stick but still coil it with some wire. You should touch the wire, a few loops on the top of the stick isn’t enough. You’re welcome (no idea why you want what you want, but who am I to judge?)