

“We’re gonna need root access to your asshole.”


“We’re gonna need root access to your asshole.”


Evident by the dork himself hiring someone so that he could pose as “the best Path of Exile 2 player” only to be ridiculed during his stream. Its just never enough. Can’t just be the richest man, they have to be the most everything. Even then it isn’t enough I’m sure.


Personally I’d recommend a Honda. They are cheap and durable. The most important thing is to learn to ride defensively and wear a helmet. If you take the time to understand positioning, other driver behavior, and how to handle hazards you’ll do great
As for all-rounders, they aren’t the sexiest bikes but any upright dual-sport or adventure type are going to be the most fun and most versatile. Sport bikes are quick, cruisers are sexy and comfy, but damn did I love ripping around on a XT250.


My dad has been riding most of his life, and I have most of mine. Both of us have noticed that the “loud pipes save lives” slogan is a farce. If a driver is tuning out they will not notice your exhaust. If a driver is on their phone it won’t make a difference.
The trick is to ride defensively and wear a helmet. There’s a reason neither me nor my dad got into a serious accident get, its because we believe every car is out to get us, not that “if I’m loud and obnoxious they’ll notice me”


What did they mean by not what they expected? Like they didn’t expect you to solve it, or didn’t expect the AI to give you an assignment?
There are people who try to allude house objects to sexual organs. Like a lock and key or a male end and female end outlet, and how “it makes no sense to have two male end outlets, therefore gay bad.”


I won’t be having none of these fuckin’ Googlers enterin’ my home.


Then I’m going to require electric tape over the sensors in my car.
After he also “proved” people wrong by beating them up.


You get an F! No passing grade! Citation is needed or you will not pass this class young man!
Yeah I did networking on Navy ships which used technology from the 60s. We checked a certain devices software and it was originally booted in 1962. Still, everything was IPv6 capable.


I don’t find it too unconvincing. I mean after all, fashion follows the rich, so it wouldn’t be out of the question to make clothes first for rich families with maids. We still wear our suit buttons “properly” to appease some fat old king.


I was gifted this thing called a power stir XL which is exactly that. Its a total waste of space.
Edit: oh never mind. I read “stirring engine”. I’m tired. My point still stands that it is a huge waste of space though.


Its a very consistent rock-bottom, really.


Holy shit I forgot code monkeys existed.

Alternative perspective. Imagine enjoying running, losing your ability to walk, then being strapped to a rollercoaster. That sounds a little more fun.


Not to mention when the Europeans arrived they found massive cities that had running water, sanitation workers, and a relatively clean way of life.
Well no, because the graph is explaining per watt of energy generated to deaths.
If you add up the total number of deaths since nuclear inception in the 50s then ramp up the attributed deaths to the maximum number of possible deaths, the total rounding up, is 102,000. Coal alone exceeds that by estimates millions every year.
That’s crazy, that’s the first I heard of that. What I remember from my college classes covering food is that processed grains are on of the most common issues with tooth decay.