Joe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish · 1 year agoWhat did one toilet say to the other toilet?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat did one toilet say to the other toilet?plus-squareJoe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoIf apples come from an apple tree and pears come from a pear tree, where do turkeys come from?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIf apples come from an apple tree and pears come from a pear tree, where do turkeys come from?plus-squareTug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year agoI'm thinking of trying a new career where I estimate crowd sizes at outdoor events.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI'm thinking of trying a new career where I estimate crowd sizes at outdoor events.plus-squarekersploosh@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
sexy_peach@feddit.deEnglish · 1 year agoUhhh daaad! lemmy.worldimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageUhhh daaad! lemmy.worldsexy_peach@feddit.deEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoWhat is a turkeys favorite dessert?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat is a turkeys favorite dessert?plus-squareTug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
TheImpressiveX@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agoWhat do you call Thanksgiving if you're selfish?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat do you call Thanksgiving if you're selfish?plus-squareTheImpressiveX@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
PopcornPrincess@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoWhy do cucumbers hate becoming pickles?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhy do cucumbers hate becoming pickles?plus-squarePopcornPrincess@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoWhat happened to the turkey that got in a fight?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat happened to the turkey that got in a fight?plus-squareTug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Joe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish · 1 year agoIt's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIt's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad.plus-squareJoe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoWhat do sweet potatoes wear to bed?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat do sweet potatoes wear to bed?plus-squareTug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Joe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish · edit-21 year agoYou know what really bugs me?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou know what really bugs me?plus-squareJoe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square0fedilink
kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-21 year agoIt's important to keep some candy in your pocket at all times.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIt's important to keep some candy in your pocket at all times.plus-squarekersploosh@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Joe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish · 1 year agoKnock, knock!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareKnock, knock!plus-squareJoe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoWhat do elves learn in kindergarten?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat do elves learn in kindergarten?plus-squareTug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoMy friend Joe went on Dolly Parton's new dietplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareMy friend Joe went on Dolly Parton's new dietplus-squarelemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Joe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish · 1 year agoI thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes.plus-squareJoe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 year agoI'm getting really bored at my job in the recycling center, all I do is crush cans all day....plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI'm getting really bored at my job in the recycling center, all I do is crush cans all day....plus-squareTug@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoWhat is the least spoken language in the world?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat is the least spoken language in the world?plus-squareTug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
SecretSauces@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoWhere do clams share their selfies?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhere do clams share their selfies?plus-squareSecretSauces@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
SecretSauces@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoWhat is the opposite of a stink bug?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat is the opposite of a stink bug?plus-squareSecretSauces@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink