• @AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world
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    365 months ago

    “Sir, our youth unemployment rate is 25%! What should we do?”

    “Easy, just stop reporting it. If we don’t know what it is then it’s not a problem we have to deal with”

    Brilliant

      • @Cheers@sh.itjust.works
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        35 months ago

        We just change the calculation. If 25% are unemployed, what if we added a stipulation that they also received a survey from the last job they applied to on whether they were employable. See? We can drop unemployment by calling people unemployable and ignoring those that didn’t apply for a job! Math!

    • Riddick3001
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      25 months ago

      Sir, our youth unemployment rate is 25%! What should we do?"

      If iirc, unemployed chinese youth below 30 yo, were considered " Students " now. Don’t know if that’s still used though.