“b-but bears are actually dangerous!” Shut the hell up.

  • redisdead@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    I don’t even get it. Like if I’m hiking in the woods alone, it’s because I want to be alone. Please pick the bear, I don’t want company.

    At least when I get to the bear, he’ll be sated and less likely to eat me.