“Can think for herself” makes me thing they’re just trolling
You are underestimating christo-fascists and their desire for ultra traditional gender roles.
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“Can think for herself”.
Dude really wants to do the “Where you do want to go eat?” “I dunno, where do you want to go eat?” vicious cycle?
This man is basically saying out loud “Don’t date me, I just want a servant I can fuck.”
Having a penis conspicuously absent from this list.
“Can think for herself”
Give this man an inflatable fuckdollFor some reason I have a real bad phobia of piercings, which is unfortunate, as most hot people have them.
The only ones that really bother me are the ones that go through the center part of their nose like a cartoon bull. I can’t stop thinking about them getting crusty when you have a runny nose and it grosses me out.
Oh yeah I get that. I too think that it’s weird how these through the nose ones are so popular…
Vaping would be a deal breaker for me. Besides being douchy, I just plain don’t like it, just how I hate smoking. Piercings I probably wouldn’t like outa taste, but someone who can think for themselves is a must otherwise I’d get bored quickly. Not being able to cook would be somewhat problematic as I can’t cook well either, soooo…
You can learn to cook together 😻
He forgot to include “- Can recognize satire”
Yeah, this has to be satire, right? Right?
You’d hope so but it aligns way too close to a lot of the “trad wife” types for me to be too sure
That just means it’s good satire
Nah, good satire can be recognized as satire. This is indistinguishable from what some manosphere dudes post.
The only thing that can take a ten to a one is not having a goblet made from a skull of one of her slain enemies!
