• Billiam@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      “Accordion? It’s accordion, right? …wait, you were trying to say you love Putin and hate immigrants? And you only want to be President because you’re trying to escape the consequences of your crimes? Huh, never would have guessed that one.”

      “Oh this one? I’m gonna guess concertina…”

      • Todd Bonzalez@lemm.ee
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        2 months ago

        Or “giving a handjob”. I hate when he does his little “jacking two dicks at once” dance.