• thefartographer@lemm.ee
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    3 months ago

    As a man with ADHD and poor oral hygiene, I need to get one of these just so that the assistant in my toothbrush gets lonely and depressed.

    Just when things are starting to get their most bleak, I’ll use it to scrub my toilet.

    • Hegar@fedia.io
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      3 months ago

      I fucking hate brushing my teeth. I cannot understand how so many people seem to just willingly do it like multiple times a day. How do they deal with the feeling of open revolt that washes over every cell in your body when thinking of teeth brushing?

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        3 months ago

        Try different toothpastes. The very popular ones (Crest, Colgate) I find treacly sweet and disgusting, and I fucking hate mint anything. Arm and Hammer is my go to for that bland goodness. YMMV.

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        3 months ago

        After my first cavity and filling, and the pain of chewing on that side again it was all the motivation I needed to brush and floss first thing every morning, and then brush before bed no matter how much I hate it.

      • MrAlternateTape@lemm.ee
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        3 months ago

        Take care of your teeth. If you get problems, it hurts like a bitch, it can ruin you day, every day for years. It’s also expensive as hell. Take care of them, the best that you possibly can.

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        3 months ago

        You are a disgusting person who no one wants to be around. We deal with it by avoiding people like you

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          3 months ago

          Jokes on you - I’m quick to smile, non-judgemental and a patient conversationalist! 😊 The last time someone have you a compliment in public it might’ve been me and you’d never know! 😘