Cammy [she/her]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months agoThere are two outdoor cats fucking outside my window.message-squaremessage-square27fedilinkarrow-up191arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up190arrow-down1message-squareThere are two outdoor cats fucking outside my window.Cammy [she/her]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square27fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareCyborgMarx [any, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·3 months agoTell them “Hey, stop that” but in a very unsure tone
minus-squareCammy [she/her]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·3 months agoBut then the cats will pick up on that uncertainty and eat me as a post coital snack before they resume hate making.
minus-squareCyborgMarx [any, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·3 months agoNo, the uncertainty will throw them off, to establish dominance over you they’ll get closer to ascertain “what your problem is humen” and as they get within arms reach you put them in air jail, securing victory
minus-squareAbracadaniel [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 months agowow, you know a lot about cats.
minus-squareTankieTanuki [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoMaybe she is one. :fry:
Tell them “Hey, stop that” but in a very unsure tone
But then the cats will pick up on that uncertainty and eat me as a post coital snack before they resume hate making.
No, the uncertainty will throw them off, to establish dominance over you they’ll get closer to ascertain “what your problem is humen” and as they get within arms reach you put them in air jail, securing victory
wow, you know a lot about cats.
Maybe she is one. :fry: