ARLINGTON, VA—In a high-level alert that revealed a geo-political rival of the United States could soon become the first nation capable of wielding the most powerful force in the universe, the Pentagon warned Friday that China was actively developing love, the greatest weapon of all. The alert, issued to the American public and top U.S. […]
  • AernaLingus [any]@hexbear.netEnglish
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    1 day ago

    China is believed to have put similar resources into its far more successful program, with surveillance reports indicating that by 2030 the nation will have obtained an emotion that can create a profound sense of oneness with the universe.

    China confirmed to be working on the Human Instrumentality Project. Please, President Xi, the American people yearn for the Tang.

    • IHave69XiBucks@lemmygrad.mlEnglish
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      20 hours ago

      They already have an emo bisexual boy now all they need is a weirdly calm and super powered gay boy to complete the process! We need to go to DEFCON 1!