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minus-squareaesthelete@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down3·edit-211 months ago…and the great news is that if you eat a heaping helping of plastic you’ll remain full forever!
minus-squareivanafterall@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up9·11 months agoNot true. I’m told I’m eating and drinking multiple helpings of plastic every day and I still get hungry.
minus-squareMindSkipperBro12@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·10 months agoHave you tried diet plastic?
minus-squareaesthelete@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-210 months agoIt needs to be heaping, friend. Then you’ll never be hungry again, like this bird: warning: dead bird
minus-squareGuest_User@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·10 months agoHow could a bird live for any amount of time with that much plastic in it? I would think that one pointy pink piece alone would be enough to rupture their stomach and kill it
minus-squarespacecowboy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 months agoEver shot a grouse? I did as a wee human in the mountains and boy oh boy was I surprised at how much was in its belly when we cut it open.
…and the great news is that if you eat a heaping helping of plastic you’ll remain full forever!
Not true. I’m told I’m eating and drinking multiple helpings of plastic every day and I still get hungry.
Have you tried diet plastic?
It needs to be heaping, friend. Then you’ll never be hungry again, like this bird:
warning: dead bird
How could a bird live for any amount of time with that much plastic in it? I would think that one pointy pink piece alone would be enough to rupture their stomach and kill it
Ever shot a grouse?
I did as a wee human in the mountains and boy oh boy was I surprised at how much was in its belly when we cut it open.