• partial_accumen@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    We look forward to having your father in our facility. We’re sure he’ll like it here at Shady Acres.

    What accommodations will he need with us here?

    • Is he mobile and can walk on his own or does he need a walker or a wheel chair?
    • What is his medication schedule?
    • What genre of games does he play? RPG, FPS, RTS?
    • Is he an angry gamer? Do we need to stock extra controllers/keyboards because he throws a fit when he gets headshot like a bitch?
    • Is he a spawn camping piece of shit?
    • Do we need to worry about him griefing or tea bagging everyone?
    • Will he buy a Defuse kit and “rush B” if he has the bomb?
    • Can you provide a list of skins he owns in various games?
    • Can he use Push-to-talk or not breath into the goddamn mic when on voice chat or discord?
    • Is he good at trash talking where his burns are witty and on-point, or does he just scree into the chat with nonsensical garbage like a fucking child?