• Sanctus@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Oh I apologize, but you aren’t nearly close enough to the retirement age of 86. You’ll have to wait for 2050 for it to be raised to 93. But by then it will actually be 102.

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      1 year ago

      Thank fuck the machines will keep our organs alive when we all get converted to a matrix. Not THE matrix, no, that would be kinda cool. Just A matrix.

      Hi I’m Bob, I help run neural processing Matrix 1286G-54, which coprocesses possible adjective combinations in context for our local Google Hivemind consciousness simulator, which McDonald’s uses to serve up more enticing advertisements at stoplight projection advertisement venues.


      Edit: serious question, who thinks I should shut the fuck up and go write a cyberpunk story instead