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minus-squareTolstoshev@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up56arrow-down3·8 months agoThe guy on the left is so lazy he can’t even stand up straight to make his point. You got time to lean, you got time to suck cock buddy!
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down2·8 months agoI came here to say basically that. But also, speaking as a professionally employed homosexual, that ankle-cross lean is gay as fuck.
minus-squareAVincentInSpace@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-28 months agoDo you mean to say that you are a homosexual who is professionally employed, or that you are professionally employed in your capacity as a homosexual?
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·8 months agoI am, in fact, employed in my capacity as a homosexual. I’m an academic homosexual, though. Ivory tower type, publishing gay papers in queer journals, teaching the youth all about proper deep throating techniques in class.
minus-squareAVincentInSpace@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 months agoInteresting. Where do you teach? I might like to attend
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 months agoTennessee State Cockversity. I’m head of Anthroballsofy
minus-squareBreadOven@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 months agoDo you teach the crouching tiger, hidden penis technique?
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months agoI’m afraid the hidden penis technique was officially banned in the 90s after that spate of popcorn bucket fiascos. It was abused.
minus-squareBreadOven@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 months agoDarn. Makes sense why it’s so hard to find a teacher for that then.
The guy on the left is so lazy he can’t even stand up straight to make his point. You got time to lean, you got time to suck cock buddy!
I came here to say basically that. But also, speaking as a professionally employed homosexual, that ankle-cross lean is gay as fuck.
Do you mean to say that you are a homosexual who is professionally employed, or that you are professionally employed in your capacity as a homosexual?
I am, in fact, employed in my capacity as a homosexual. I’m an academic homosexual, though. Ivory tower type, publishing gay papers in queer journals, teaching the youth all about proper deep throating techniques in class.
Interesting. Where do you teach? I might like to attend
Tennessee State Cockversity. I’m head of Anthroballsofy
Do you teach the crouching tiger, hidden penis technique?
I’m afraid the hidden penis technique was officially banned in the 90s after that spate of popcorn bucket fiascos. It was abused.
Darn. Makes sense why it’s so hard to find a teacher for that then.