His “We” aren’t even watching, they’re sunbathing off the coast of Cancun

In the corner of our office we have an old Win2k workstation. It is our pinball machine and the glue that holds our department together

What’s that? More screens you say? coming right up!

https://www.phoronix.com/news/Bitwarden-Open-Source-Concerns

I hope they bring enough body oil this time. Last year the budget was blown on chemtrails and ketamine. I was chafing SO bad during the gay satanic orgy

I live in an area with a lot of farms and I’ve been seeing more foreign brands (e.g. Fendt) popping up lately.

If anything, remembering your password or persistent sessions are worse for security. You’re better off with mfa, passwordless authentication and using a password manager

That happened in our town too. Local pharmacy that was part of the community for 90 years. Walgreens bought it and it was shut down by the end of the week.

I was watching a live stream of cams in the Tampa area and the chat was all people arguing whether or not the hurricane was made with HARP :/

I wouldn’t take it as a slight. If they’re like me, any social interaction, even a pleasant one drains my battery

They also don’t know what the internet is and sing all day

That’s what I did when my PC died and I’d do it again given the choice

If your friend could tap on your CD player without it skipping, you were cool

What’s wrong with lemmy.zip? I’m not up to date with the instance drama

That’s not useless, a 14th century monastery would love to have you

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I don’t have an answer for you, but I love how seemingly random it is. Like someone reached into a raffle bowl and was like “Okay ABCC11 you get… Earwax and <shuffles around> …ah. Body odor”.

Until you start seeing fines like “20% of your yearly revenue” this shit is gonna keep happening. A $1M fine isn’t even a slap on the wrist to a telecom

Now that we don’t have to pay for any of the infrastructure, it turns out that mainframes and timesharing is awesome. Can we go back to that please? - Silicon Valley, 2024