I hate myself too.
I hate myself too.
Is it stopping goods from reaching Israel?
Command & Conquer
You can enable developer mode and use the Lockito app to spoof your location.
Just tie it up right next to a diesel oil freighter and let it bask in the London Thames for a bit.
He probably shit his pants at the deafening sound of an MRI machine being quenched, and had to leave quickly to change them.
Turn the other cheeks
You people are never satisfied!
He would rather die than be a judge who goes to prison.
Which crabs do we choose to represent us?
Snow crabs? King crabs? The voice actor for Mr Krabs?
This is how they gain magic flight at Christmas time
It’s their continent, they are just letting us live on it for now
BASIC: Am I a joke to you?
Why does a loving God make these evil people?
It’s all fun and games until the Norwegian fishing boat comes closer, the scarecrows in the wheelhouse fall over, and 20 tons of Ukrainian ANFO detonates.
“what’s a phone?”
“I don’t know why my fingerprint isn’t working” (biometrics are disabled)
“I don’t remember my passcode” (it’s a pattern input field)
“The guy at the phone place changed it for me”
“It’s never really worked right.”
“There’s no Google on it tho.” (What does this even mean?)
“Who do you need to call anyway?”
“Can’t you just use your own phone?”
Just act like the dumbest creature on earth.
Are you sure it was a cruise ship and not some sort of squid game shit? Because that sounds like actual torture.