Eeexactly! That ‘dynasty’s’ been going on for so long, it’s narratively ridiculous and boring.
Don’t get me wrong, despite what my initial comment may indicate, I would LOVE to see something which goes in depth into The Force’s philosophy, its spirituality, but that foregoes Skywalker Lightsaber Fight™ by its very nature… Actually, no, acceptable Skywalker Lightsaber Fight™ in the original episodes, because those moments were used to punctuate.
Honestly, I always thought Star Wars would work as a Tales From the Crypt-style anthology, just pump out interesting happenings from across the galaxy as self-contained, 40-minute long episodes and put the meat on them massive bones! I bet one could pull off at least 3-4 12-episode series without even touching The Force.
Hey, at least scientists finally found the clitoris!
“Twist-o Eyeball-o!”
“Quick, fresh bubble, flood the market!”
Considering this is Apple, they’ll probably scan your happy juices and, like… sell your entire genome to advertisers, or smth…
I knew it! That kitchen table’s ruining my life! And my hips!!!
FEAST ON THEIR IDEOLOGICAL FLESH!!!
My loaf is bigger than your loaf, We take more drugs than a touring funk band.
SING IT!
My loaf is bigger than your loaf.
SING IT!
My loaf is bigger than your loaf.
SING IT!
Let’s turn that frown upside down! Instead of saying “Google failed to generate a useful LLM to bolster its search feature,” say “Google successfully replicated the output of an average Reddit troll!”
Ssooo… a cable package?
Heeey! It’s not, like… JUST that, okay?! No, I’m not in denial, shut up!
Good for you, your circumstances lined up in such a way as for you to already have a PSN account through the console you own. But the issues you are ignoring are as follows:
it is predatory to impose such a major change (and, yes, it is major) on people AFTER they have purchased the game. The ease of creating a PSN account is an utterly moot point, a paying customer should not be forced to suffer changes to a thing they, supposedly, already owned, let alone a change which basically reduces the options to “you either give us your information, or you don’t play the game ON WHICH YOU ALREADY SPENT MONEY.”
the more accounts you have nowadays, the more your personal data is sold around. In addition, it’s a clear demonstration of encroachment by corporations who really should have no business forcing you to sign up to their shitty platforms.
it’s an extra layer of DRM, and DRM is exclusively a bad thing however you cut it (DRM means you don’t actually own the thing you friggin’ bought).
fuck Sony and their atrocious greed. Pure and simple.
Thank you.
“Quiet quitting” didn’t really have that zing to it, eh?
The more, the merrier!
Without the slightest hint of sarcasm or irony, this made me want to give you a hug.
B-but… that goes against the Holy Texts!
I… I don’t even know what to say anymore.