The Onion

Still better than Jennifer Null I guess

It certainly illustrates the diversity of the word

I was hoping someone would drop this quote, god I love MASH.

Looks like we’ll be bringing back Mooches as a measure of political tenure soon.

Jesus at this point I just hope he does play golf every day.

Lol thank you for this

Well fucking said. Smoke noodles rarely have room for curiosity, which is where new things often come from.

Edit: Not sure how smarmy know-it-alls became that, but I’m not changing it now

I think op’'s comment was a dig at Trump’s anti-immigration stance. He often said the same thing except substitute the word immigrants.

I just really have no words or thoughts for how one brain can possess both of these thoughts simultaneously

I’m going to miss all the Rikers we aren’t going to get for a long time :(

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Aww I loved that book when we read it in school

86% if you disregard the mild ones!

The difference between a million and a billion dollars is approximately 1 billion dollars

Lol, John Oliver did exactly that https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Our_Lady_of_Perpetual_Exemption

This twat thinks he’s the Che Guerva of the Right now, jfc

Literally, the fun police

Absolutely required viewing, especially in this day and age