The first half have something in common with Trump then.

“yet” is one of the few things keeping me going.

Go deep throat a cactus Elon.

Little fucking late now isn’t it?

That’s just Donny’s overfull diaper.

Everyone knows the fat, old, sleepy, diaper wearing dementia patient slathered in fake tan is the absolute pinnacle of human health.

How can anyone support him? He’s normalizing their shitty behavior and they love him for it.

Probably because it’s hot garbage and people can play call of duty instead.

Well djt is a puppet so that fits.

She doesn’t want to miss a paycheck.

He can’t get his diaper or shoes off without his daughter’s help.

Trumpcare is coming annnnnnny day now.

Was the other person hanging upside down in a red and blue spandex costume?

Does it turn the milk orange?

It took me 2 solid hours to find a work around to get my parent’s speaker working again. Thanks Sonos!

I’m picturing a pack of elementary aged kids armed with crowbars derailing a full on Amtrak train.

Or throw Alex Jones into a deep, dark hole for skipping out on paying the sandy hook families what he owes them.

What kind of battery life does it get? One of the mains draws for sticking with Fitbit for me was only having to charge once a week or so.

People still voting Republican absolutely don’t give a fuck. Cruelty is the point.