why yes I’d like to buy all of your towels

…sir, um.

now I’d like to sue you for fraud!

They’re all $400 six months after release.

The rumor is that it was scribbled on a piece of paper as an idea and the engineers were forced to make it verbatim.

Here’s my piracy shtick.

I beat half of Blasphemous on a pirated copy then I bought it, moved the save file and kept playing.

Criteria: I like the game. I’ll probably play it again in ten years and I want to support the devs.

What would’ve happened if I never pirated it? I’d be saying the same thing about someone else’s game.

“Basketball player and genie, Shaquille O’Neil is holding a dominos pizza box and asking if you’d like to Shaqeronni your evening.”

If it isn’t in a pie, he doesn’t want it!

rifftrax - the Mystery Science Theater 3000 crew keep this going and release commentary every now and again.

RedletterMedia has done a few.

Cinemassacre have done a few.

Nothing, but it will do wonders for my portfolio. Take the good with the bad.

nothing to see here

Another $1200 to vaccine development companies, Fidelity and make it snappy.

sigh of relief

Normies and their friends.

Ahhh see I had everything backed up already. Shit. I should’ve tried it after deleting something. I figured it would find a button and be asked where I wanted to put the file. Share kinda works for that.

pushes proud boys and maga-hat Republicans in a corner and throws a blanket over them

Just don’t look over there.

Days Since Last X Fuckup

0

I hate that I’ll never have to edit this.

the business

themselves.

I’m a little iffy on just how Google-free any Pixel after 5 is even if you run Lineage or something.

The mainstream web… yes.

The back of the house has never been fucking better. Mastodon changed the game. Why hang out at some asshole’s website, hating the website, lacking features and full of advertisements to suck you dry, when you can just come down to the flea market of federated social media and shoot the shit with someone real?

You give them the freest phone with the most open operating system you can find and people will install the spyware themselves.

Yeeesh!!! Google Play? They won’t be on there long, lmao.

I used Arch for about a decade but I got really tired of babysitting.

Oh, that library causes crashes to such and such app, either downgrade or eat shit until it’s updated again

That can be a day,… a week, a month, maybe longer.

Mint is new enough without being too new and it’s polished enough without seeming like too much, like Garuda or most flavors of Ubuntu.