Wha-
People in the middle! Crushed yet again, oof!

“30”.
“A03”.

Aaaa, see it nauw maaeeeen!

Me looking for where the penguin artwork spells “xkcd”:

Indian here. Redditors say that Indians say this a lot. I’d like to tell you that while Indians do use this sentence, it’s almost always placed only after a long, somewhat-gone-off-tangent-in-some-places conversation that explained everything well.

Maaaaaaybe it was to convince you without describing tasks, but… mostly, it’s not so.

Also, I don’t remember hearing it IRL at all. Just felt like I have heard it at least twice in my 18 years of humaning around.

(Thaaaaanksies! ^-^)

Technically the truth.

Not true.

As an Indian, <sigh>…

Man, tutorials kinda’ suck, you know? I’m a documentation guy. Also an OOP enthusiast [ https://dataorienteddesign.com/dodbook ] kinda’ guy.

Always knew this pun was a thing! I just never used it…

“rEPoST”!!1

This one, though, chief.

In reality it is of course the opposite, and that’s terrible, too. Very frightening. Very terrifying.

Working

m_pFxnDoorOpen,
m_pFxnDoorClose

Isn’t that Windows?

I switched from Chrome (💀) to Proton and it’s great! Proton’s even trying to become a non-profit now, LOL.

“Looks like Boost”.
- ouRKaoS

Eternity (Android) showed the comment’s content in notifications 😅…

Not having any comments on this post felt dystopian to me, sooo… here I am, commentin’.

Client :3?

And what about modern-day “dopamine attention money eyeballs revenue ads brainrot corporate nobody happy dystopian” problems?