So hold me…so hold me clos…so hold me closer tiny dancer

Father into your hands, I commend my spirit

Tom Segura joke that I’ll butcher real quick:

A stranger walks up to me

“Hey know any good restaurants?”

Yeah there’s this really good dim sum place over there

“Oh, I hate the Asian world”

Oh, I didn’t know that about you

Both of these replies are better than what I said haha

This is better than my joke

The difference is seeing a garbanzo is not as hot as seeing a chickpea

Fuck