BrooklynMan

This is referred to as the Streisand Paradox, wherein one blames Barbra Streisand for something, thereby triggering the Streisand Effect. 

This is different, of course, than mentioning Streisand and Cloony together, which produces The Perfect Streistorm.

A Siberian Gulag will do that

A British MP, you say… oooo

You can just set your phone to wipe after X wrong attempts and do that, ending the issue.

at least it would be a cool story ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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