Instant coffee for Vampires

Hey look! More mirroring of Nazi forces cling Germany! Fucking GOP

“Imagine”

Hey now, let’s not be totally hasty here

… yes Human, please find all the stop signs as well

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-comic-sans-asshole

We switched off of Mayan for project scheduling after 2012 was a bust, no end of the world or anything, just some instability in the simulation… (man egg on my virtual face, I really blew that one)

… oh and they have a Milkshake machine??? How the hell do they rate?? We had to overthrow Guatemala just to get some decent coffee beans

Damnit! We aren’t starting that project till quarter 4!

What??? We already did that one! We did that after weather control and truth serums.

Conservatives are the biggest snowflakes, afraid of everything. They are like those little yappy dogs that bark at everything

Get back to work Steve. That black hole device isn’t gonna develop itself

Out of the two of these people only one is actually a billionaire :)

That’s gotta chap his orange ass

If I recall correctly in the book it wasn’t just painted black but had a stealth coating that blocked radar, heat and a bunch of other stuff as well

Man, I hated the part where you have to walk around balancing a book on your head

There is no damn way Trump doesn’t have blackmail on all these people

No! I am the leaker!

Hey man, that’s damn hurtful

Well this is some BULLSHIT!

Yea! #STOPBOTHATE

This hurts more than it should