American evangelicals are the craziest bunch of kooks on the planet. As a Canadian I gotta wonder if normal Americans are embarrassed by their evangelicals. I mean it’s all about money and maybe a little Jesus as long as you hate the gays.

It’s nuts.

When you don’t vote you are voting for the guy who wins.

You hate trump but you hate the other guy too. You don’t vote. That’s one more vote not going against the guy who wins.

Say you have 100 people voting. 60 people decide not to vote. Out of the 40 people who vote 25 vote for guy A and 15 vote for guy B. Guy A wins majority even though only 25 people out of 100 voted for him. This means that guy A caters to the 25 people who voted for him and the 60 people who didn’t bother to vote get zero representation even though they’re the majority.

If the 60 people who didn’t vote decided “he’s not great but he’s better than guy A I will vote for guy B” guy B would win with 75 votes, an actual majority.

Sometimes it’s better to vote for the lesser of two evils and push the not great guy to do better than to just resign your fate to the worst guy and let the entire thing just burn.

You don’t even realize you’re evil and that’s the sadist part.

Fuck your mom amerikkkan cunt.

I hope you’re dead.

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Mine is the version of the Pokémon theme from X/Y because I’m a fucking nerd and proud.

Ontario Canada Elementary, secondary but it depends on the school. Some are called high school, mine was called secondary school in the 90s but I think it’s called a high school these days.

"We are going to protect women in this state…

Except if they’re pregnant, except if they’re rape victims, except if they’re pregnant rape victims."

Yeah it’s never been about protecting women, women are just chattle to christofascists.

Every time I tell you what I think of you it gets deleted. So I’ll just say see you next Tuesday.

Two of my best friends growing up were Scottish and their parents spoke with super thick Scottish accents. Made understanding Trainspotting and reading Irvine Welsh so much easier.

Some of my fondest memories were in my early 20s, their dad would make me a drink and after a few my Irish/English ass would start talking with a Scottish accent. They’d all get a huge kick out of it. To this day even though I grew up with a dad with a heavy Irish accent I still can’t do a proper accent unless I’ve had a few, then I can’t stop it. 😅

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Barbarians.

If you want to know why I’m an atheist.

What kind of entity has 3 different sects of people who all believe this is what it wants?

Religion is a cancer.

This whole shit storm has been about one thing. Putins legacy as the czar that reformed the USSR. That’s it. He wants to lift the iron curtain high once more. It’s all dick stroking by a madman.

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Why hasn’t the cancer killed the mother fucker already?

This child was not Hamas. The ambulance was not Hamas.

If anyone should understand the horrors of genocide it’s the Jewish people. This is the same level of nightmare the world watched in horror in the 1940s.

This is madness.

Ducks don’t kill people.

Well, they do but only for fun.

Already have had 2 and due for my third. I’m 49 with a looooonnnggg history of bowel issues.

Get those colonoscopies folks, you don’t want to die of embarrassment.

My father and maternal grand father both got colon cancer around the same time, both got treatment and went into remission.

Both went out of remission around the same time (well, dad came out of remission and grampa got leukemia from radiation therapy) they both died 2 months apart.

Lucky me has a risk of colon cancer from both sides. Yay.