Broke my phone last week. Had mine on my keychain when the tech couldn’t find his quick enough.

Months. You misspelled months.

Headphone jack. Next to my bed is the one good Bluetooth headset, the two crappy backup sets for when it is charging, and the gigantic earmuff yardwork set for when the good one is still charging and the 2 shit ones have already died.

What We Left Behind: Looking Back at Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. Theatre full of Trekkies so it was a target audience only.

“You are a human too” for all people.

So a demented sense of humor is a sign of dementia? Who would have thought.

Camp Crystal Lake

No Swimming

Beware the Crocs