Future_Honkey [none/use name]

sometimes I do wonder whether the sentiment goes a bit too far, whether it would be more fair to wish something like “a minor drop in circulation” or “a financially burdensome libel suit” on our London competitor.

But then I remember what The Economist actually is, and what it stands for, and what it writes. And I realize that death is the only option.

Oh my, it’s like this piece was written just for me imma grab a cuppa and dig the fuck in. Thank you

Even tho op prefaced this in title, I still did not believe LIKE LORD VOLDEMORT was article text. My brain slid over that, assumed it was a little joke by op. Never. NEV-ER woulda believed. It’s just… too on the nose.

Oh my God please let me believe you’re fr working on a fanfic “hogwarts but college” spinoff. With Ron as a secret death eater (of course)

Maybe his excellence at treat making and lack of scandal elevates him in a society devoid of heroes? That sounded more pretentious than i meant it to

sounds like a lynch plot

Mulholland drive made me so mad cuz i knew there was a secret to it but couldn’t figure it out until someone told me and I’ll never forgive myself for not getting it.

Since it bested me it is in my top 10 films to recommend people watch

I think i can only do 60wpm on a good day so i think you’re pretty special

Good, you’ll dovetail nicely with me onsite i complain enough for at least 2 people