Not this one, but thank you! I’m looking for one which had both their pictures on it, with Trump on the left.

Edit: I did look online as well as scroll back on Lemmy until I felt seasick, to no avail.

That’s the moment when they learned what they could get away with; what the Democrats will just take.

We already let Dubya get away with it.

Why would we assume you’re not being honest? Pretty sure we’re mostly all here due to hating Spez.

He’s got a pet passport.

I’ll look into this option, thank you!

This sounds to me like an ADHD cycle of failing to know how to prioritize. Focus on your immediate needs and take this step by step. First, find something to eat. Pasta with ketchup if you have to. Now figure out how to do a round of shopping. Just one. Not how to do them the best way forever, just once poorly to get some easy to eat foods in your house. Step by step.

Is anyone else infuriated by the number of ‘I don’t have a vagina BUT’ posts?

Like let me speak for the woman in my life. Let me provide my opinion. I know I wasn’t asked BUT…

Jesus just go die in a hole. Let women speak for themselves.

Good point

Uh kiddie porn for example

It won’t be gender neutral until a straight man can say he hooked up with some dude last night and not be assumed gay.

I got my first dick pic scanned. Like, bro literally slapped his sausage in a scanner, shut the lid, and sat there while the light scanned up and down. All whilst maintaining a hard on.

It says in the article that the pupils enlarge with increased concentration. Perhaps more intelligent people are just always paying attention in new surroundings, where less intelligent people are more disinterested.

My banking app ಠ_ಠ

They say au naur out loud

I’m an American living abroad for a decade and a half and when I hear my own accent at tourist spots I cringe hard. I guess this is an example of cultural cringe?

I was trying to customize shit and accidentally deleted my entire task bar. I couldn’t figure out how I did it so I just installed a different one which needed to boot on startup.

Europe

Well we gotta get in out 40 hours. Not more. We just start later.

We’ve got free local artisan coffee, organic fruit, mineral water, and beer. We turn the kitchen table into a ping pong table with a net after lunch for however long people want to use it and people do. At 17:00 everyone’s got a beer on their desk and by 18:00 the doors are locked and the lights are out. One Thursday a month the table is used for beer pong after work and we play card games like Exploding Kittens. Idk I like it here.

Not everywhere sucks. I’ve never worked an hour over my full-time requirements (ever), I get unlimited sick leave and no one shames me for missing a week as long as I call in properly. 31 Vacation days and company parties are nice too, plus paid travel time and nice hotel rooms. Also I’ve never made more money in my life and we’re all getting extra bonuses to cover the unexpected inflation.

Oh and I can work from home four days a week if I want to. Gotta come in that one day, but it’s a fifteen minute walk from my house so that’s just fine for me. I come in on Tuesdays because that’s when the company orders lunch for everyone (just one day a week but still cool).