Jill Stein is crawling out of her cave after her ritual 4 year rest between presidential elections

If there was a 3rd party that actually did ground work to be viable, they might get a realistic amount of votes.

Unlike Taylor Swift’s jet, you don’t need to announce your departure

Chopping down the Amazon rainforest to make space for cows

It’s the talking in the third person that lets you know it’s real

Washer/Dryer - speed queen

My anecdotal experience, don’t get them on tall boots

I have a couple pieces of clothing with riri zippers, they’re fantastic

You forgot felon and rapist for the first one

Commenting/making posts has always required an account of some sort, at least as far back as I can remember. Maybe the IRC days you just needed a name

This both sides are the same shit is so old now

If you truly can’t tell the difference between them, I don’t know what will help you now.

Container ship hit it and the entire thing collapsed

In other words, the branding is one of the main selling points

Basically

Hello, Airplanes?

It’s Blimps. You win.

click

Music and programming both have a sort of logic to them

Jacked up is just the next power level of Dark Brandon

Apparently that’s just how she is. She’s a lawyer, married to a retired football player

If you watch her speech it’s disturbing

Term limits on SCOTUS should be 18 years, with one Justice retiring every other year.

Unless the court expands, then the term limits could be shorter

Costco pricing

Democrats gave Republicans everything they wanted on the border in exchange for funding Ukraine

And then orange man said no, so the Republicans said “well now I am not doing it”

And so here we are, with both sidesists screaming that Biden has to do something about the “border crisis” when the Republicans have shot down their own bills

Chart really makes it looks like this happens every 10-20 years, and I doubt anything was changed those times it happened. The huge spike this time is because we had a global pandemic that started in 2020 and kept everything low

Then his adult children will continue the grift