relevant xkcd

Let’s say intact, whole, but otherwise clean fingernails then.

What about a clipped fingernail? There’s some kind of acceptability threshold here as well.

Speaking of which, what percentage of poo would be acceptable? Does it matter whether or not it’s family?

HWAT’S THIS?

https://xkcd.com/378/

0K boomer

Least disturbing 40k lore

Well, fku that array indeed.

Top one reminds me of a Missy Elliott song

🇺🇸 English (simplified)

🇬🇧 English (traditional)

The jizz must flow

Geneva suggestion misinterpretations

Now it is our turn to study statistical mechanics.

Expected Katy Perry

Suspiciously specific

Yes. That’s how you burn things. And you’re supposed to be this super intelligent AI.

I’m rooting for Hank Scorpio.

!MonarchyChess@sopuli.xyz

Oh, oh I see. Running away, eh?! You yellow white bastard! Come back here and take what’s coming to you! I’ll bite your legs off!!

Ubuntu has a lot of “snappy” GUI apps as well…