Velvet Elvis? Cool. Velvet Cheeto? Not cool.
Velvet Elvis? Cool. Velvet Cheeto? Not cool.
Person in headlights of a Jeep.
Have you ever listened to Zaireeka appropriately? I haven’t, but that must be a headache to line up correctly.
When you get pulled over do you hand your phone to the cop, or do they read it from your hand? Sounds like you’re relinquishing a lot of unnecessary information to the cop who will walk it back to their cruiser and likely scan your phone for information unrelated to your traffic violation.
Oh, it was, was it?
They’d have to rename that cornhole game.
🔥b00bs🔥 feel like bags of sand 💯
The original Sourtoe Cocktail
And the smell….
Napoleon Dynadidn’t
WWJD? Shrek, apparently.
Ergo, I am Superman. And I know what’s happening.
Makes me think of this
Food? No. Cuisine? Perhaps.
Personally, the first time I experienced this.`
And automated paper towel dispensers… “You will give me a paper towel, now.” And they reply (in my mind), “To gibba pappa towa, now”.
Dibs on the bike!
Over half the congregation can’t find the church.
Elvis was Jesus-ified after death and tacky, roadside velvet Elvis art could be purchased and displayed to show your devotion to the King. Love of a musical icon is one thing. But, martyred fascists are not kitsch or cool. Either one will let you know what kind of a home you stepped into. Both would be in bad taste but one is so bad it’s good and the other is so bad, it’s baaaad. And not Michael Jackson bad.