I’ll second mint.

If you’re an apartment dweller, I recommend “Apartment complex name free Wi-Fi”

My wife was in the office two days after I did this and someone came in asking about the Wi-Fi password. I never imagined it would pay off so deliciously and so soon.

Fortunately we are the medication 101st Airborne.

My wife is going to Stanford for that next week . Best of luck .

The website of my local station crashed three times while I made my donation the other day , I’ll take that as a good sign.

I don’t wanna sound old here, but I finally watched that thing a couple days ago and boy did I feel my age there. Clearly I’ve lived long enough that a whole movie failed to connect with me on any level. I mean it has Jack Black in it and I adore him. I guess what I’m saying is I have no idea how to fix your kid because they’re a different people now.

However , the classic old group defense against young slang is taking it up and enthusiastically using it wrong. So enjoy your hot poultry song.

Only Nissan can kill an altima.

Bro we don’t know. It’s like they’re no longer boiling the frog, they’re just chucking them in a blast furnace .

“And for some reason it has Wi-Fi .” will be the last line in humanity’s epitaph.

Is that a fucking Zyn?

IT’S CALLED A FUCKING VISA.

I feel like this somehow manages to dishonor both men.

At least with zones of thought I identified him as an author I don’t enjoy on the first read but rereads get better and better .

I like him anyway, I’ll add that to the list.

I agree, but at heart I’m a pollyanna.

It’s times like these that I hope there is in fact a god and they are watching folks like that.

I was reading about a woman they picked up who was culturally Palestinian but had been born in Saudi Arabia who does not grant citizenship so she is stateless. She’s been in America since she was 8 and they were going to deport her to “The Israeli border” and that plan was only nixed because the Israeli air space got shut down.

It reminds me of the RCMPs starlight tours where they’d take drunk first nations people out of town ten miles or so and drop them off. In Canada . In January .

Poetry.

Agreed.

Truly you are the weirdest cunt.