Yep

Hey

Ah. Encryption back doors, and now passport database to find criminals.

It’s almost like our politicians saw China’s social credit score and thought it was a great idea…

No worries

A measuring dick*

And brutally honest is “I don’t like red carpet” while kicking your grandma?

I skip breakfast, but make up for it with double brunch

Oh no. They might actually make it onto the flag

That’s what they told you? 🤔

That’s exactly like something a boomer would say!

Let’s get him!

/s

Next you’re going to tell me having the microwave on slows my WiFi down!