Gotta take one of the 2 slices where the fat slab of cheese was placed before someone else takes 'em.

“Would you like an after dinner mint? It’s only wafer thin.”

List of people who were mean to me and should be spanked Case No. 7:24-cv-00114-K IN THE UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE NORTHERN DISTRICT OF TEXAS WICHITA FALLS DIVISION

As a man, I don’t believe I’ve ever stopped measuring by length. But maybe I should switch to weight.

“It weighs 10 whole pounds just by itself.”

What the fuck is this even for?

Like most Microsoft hardware made after a certain year: Microsoft fans who will literally buy a box of feces if M$ sold it.

I have a small ass block list. I don’t block by keyword, I have only instance blocked the 2 most egregious instances I’ve heard of (ML and Hexbear), and everything else is a per user basis. I’m also, like, a permanent fixture here; I see a ton of Lemmy.

I really only see the tankies in the communities dedicated to calling them out, like Meanwhile on Lemmygrad. Not just in the posts calling them out, but the droves of them that show up to spout their bullshit in attempt to defend and justify their stupidity. So posts like this just confuse the utter fuck out of me.

Block hexbear and lemmy.ml and all the tankie centric posts magically disappear. Though, you’re on Blahjah; aren’t they defederated from those instances already? And don’t they disable voting?

I think they used too much lemon juice to prevent the avocado turning brown…

Most people I’ve seen making claims of what “real” pizza is tend to point at a traditional Napolese pizza, which is just basically a cheese pizza. They also tend to say that’s where pizza was invented, despite evidence that pizza has practically always existed since humans invented bread. Pretty much every single culture on Earth has some kind of flat bread+sauce+topping food.

Good point.

If you’re gonna use a sword that weighs the same as a loaf of bread, why not just use a baguette? 🤷🏻‍♂️

As far as I’m aware neither my mom nor I are crossing the border illegally or overstaying - abusing our visas.

That doesn’t matter to the incoming administration. Not born here? Deported. Not white enough? Deported. Don’t like Trump? Believe it or not, deported.

I know it’s North of South Dakota.

So is regular mail. Should we stop sending physical letters?

If it’s that important, write your email in code.

Stare.

Check out the comments on Helldiver’s 2 's latest patch notes.

I don’t get how kids can be unsafe because of other kids being dumbasses. I guarantee the majority of the hate symbolism and speech on Steam’s forums, is from people under the age of 18. Kids are fucking little shits. Especially when they have no supervision, like on the Steam forums.

Honestly, I have more free and open source apps and programs on my PC and phone than not because the exact opposite of this meme has been my experience.

I always have stuffing in my pantry because I’m not waiting around for 1 dinner a year to have it.

Very often almost 3 whole days because I didn’t want to (younger) or because I couldn’t (2 weeks ago). Hard to remember because after like 30 hours, shit gets blurry and I don’t know what was real or what was a dream.