Your LinkedIn profile looks promising, I’m trying to staff a senior Java developer position.

At least it was quick, but did he really mean to dive head on into the explosion or did he try to evade and fucked that up?

I wonder what they’ll use them for, in Germany we mostly look at them staying on the ground.

Uh, that looks promising! Thank you!

Nothing escapes the Belgian Malinois.

You’d expect them to be at least somewhat compliant with those… what are they called? Guidelines? Laws? Guess you can be an attorney while being an idiot.

Remember faster!

Please 💖

I had some friends/colleagues from Slovakia and I quickly realized that it’s extremely important to mainly utilize curse words while debugging.

What about man mount?

I might get into robot vacuums again, thank you very much!

I spent the last day refactoring code for a (private) project. But I drank coffee. This isn’t accurate at all!

Full of cheese is the best state one can achieve I wanna be full of cheese now!.

Maybe try reading it again. You’ve missed the message.

From a certain point of view there isn’t any difference to be seen.

The point of view would have to be very far away though, maybe Jupiter?

You seem upset. Would a bucket of carrots help?

Obviously /s, but holy shit is that an insane story.

Basically anything I enjoy except cooking. They’re not the biggest tech/photography/software/3d printing/… enthusiasts.

“If you don’t want to be poor, why weren’t you just born into a rich family? I have no respect for your bad choices pre life!”

They should use this for their recruiting. It’s a good preparation for reality.

I’m still pissed he threw away that marinara. Could have used the cutlery to eat some noodles and then do his project. Talking about waste and then that.

Schäm dich, Brudi.

I’m not even in a rural setting and the only way to get my dogs to the vet is via car. Getting a taxi to drive there is difficult when one of your dogs starts vomiting after the second turn.

That and getting to by family in a rural setting. 2 hours by car vs up to 8 by train. With two dogs. That won’t happen 😐

Besides that I don’t really need a car.