In New York City, this is just your average subway commute.

It’s a long shot, though.

Now accepting donations of land, buildings, and other forms of real estate!

Can I please donate the real estate this occupies in my brain.

Ah, finally a practical use for AI…universal scapegoat!

Groups of boobies are called flocks.

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Yup, that’s the one!

I just want to say thank you, and I appreciate the team’s efforts to be excellent to each other.

Oh absolutely, no one will sit through an actual movie that long. A series of some would be the way to go for sure.

I see your post has a few upvotes. Therefore, I will trust you implicitly on this matter. Thank you!

Call me crazy, but I want a 14 hour epic of The Silmarillion…one movie, not a trilogy plz.

Time to bug out of this relationship.

Shrimp.

A friend pointed out to me that shrimp are basically the cockroaches of the sea. They just float around and eat fish poop all day. So gross and I can’t even.

Have you tried your local Swords 'R Us? I hear there’s a July 4 blowout sale this week. Use promo code Pond50 for half of your pond!

Yes, it’s OK to leave a hot dog in a car. Hot dogs are best when served warm. The searing interior of your car will make it feel right at home.

Somebody grab the Neosporin, we got a sick burn over here!

Biden drew up this storm path on a map…WITH A SHARPIE

That’s the spirit!

The nice thing about being a pessimist is that you are always either right, or pleasantly surprised.