That is a saltine stick.

It’s bald pocky.

“It’s an acceptable loss.”

I thought that this was gonna be a different joke, I’m not gonna lie.

I feel like this doesn’t actually exist.

God is a Dwarf Fortress player.

That title. :(

This is literally a scene from Kaiji.

That is some hilarious Evil Djinn shit though.

Punishing both the righteous outlaw for his temerity, and the thankless commoner for his greed.

The ducks might.

I wish I could have a baseline functional understanding of human interaction & relationships.