Almost like at McDonald’s, except its different kind of meat I guess

Strong stuff indeed. I doubt there are many who could handle that ride

Honestly even if I happened to eat a mildly poisonous shroom (which never happened) it would be fine for me personally. There is huge amount of edible mushrooms but we stick to few select safe ones that are hard to mistake.

I have done much worse things to my body with drugs and alcohol poisoning every other day. One instance of light poisoning per year or something like that would be like nothing. Not that it ever happened because I stick to the rules my parents teached me and their parents teached them and so on.

I had food poisoning more times (above zero) than mushroom poisoning.

I wouldn’t dare to pick mushrooms abroad. I wonder if climate change will fuck us one day though.

Never had a problem in middle temperate Europe or heard about anyone who had.

I even pick up these fuckers https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macrolepiota_procera though many avoid them because of relative similarities to https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanita_phalloides.

It is delicious and like the best nature has to offer here. You coat it in breadcrumbs and cook in oil on a pan. It tastes better than any steak. However it is a pain in the ass to find and a real treasure.

Every physicist I met was in some way unhinged. One had delusions of grandeur, second couldn’t bare his feet in any circumstances, another one would pause lecture every ten minutes to go into his room from which indescribable sounds would come.

It’s probably the unbearable awareness of vastness of space that does a number on you. I wonder if they have any pills for that

Do you eat at work?

Talk to him till he is still young and malleable. People sometimes transform into the worst and if that happens only thing I can do is walk away with regret I didn’t nudge them before

I hate when people manipulate me so obviously. I feel insulted. It’s like intellectual groping

Cmon don’t ruin it, I bet someone will skip their pool today

There are molecules of human shit in every pool and they get into your mouth. The density is just not enough to feel the taste or become ill

That old guy swimming in front of you probably forgot to wipe or wash his ass so the density is getting close to detectable sometimes

As they say the dose makes the poison. See ya at the pool

I have way too much microplastics to be good for environment. Plants would just die form all the heavy metals too

Okay but we are talking about two different things which is fine by me of course but it is a little tricky. I agree though on that second topic

I didn’t mean AI generated anything though 🙄. I meant put lots of ‘AI’ keyword in the resume in whatever way looks professional but in reality is pure bullshit

Watch their neuron being activated as they see magic word. Gotta play the marketing game.

You want to be AI ready? Hire me. I have spent three years working with AI and posses invaluable experience that will elevate your company into a new era of rapid development.

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Donate it to medicine at this point. It’s beyond saving

Suddenly it dawned on me that I can plaster my CV with AI and win over actual competent people easy peasy

What were you doing between 2020 and 23? I was working on my AI skillset. Nobody will even question me because they fucking have no idea what it is themselves but only that they want it.

Life teached me that it is easy to buy vulgar sex that makes you feel shitter but the thing you actually need money cannot obtain. Will you really feel better from screwing with some stranger on a one hour timer?

I’d choose a friend and cuddles any time of the day or nothing at all.

I have only seen anger and sadness in brothels

I yearn for a social media like Lemmy where such things are on the foreground instead of constant stream of shitposts, news comments and memes

I mean I can tailor it of course but then there is nothing left usually.

And don’t get me wrong I don’t think there is anything wrong with memes and shitposts and news angry commenting or that it is inferior and I am superior because I am not interested that much in it but just that it is everywhere and I feel like I am drowning in the sea of shit

I don’t consider myself better or ‘above it’ but there’s just too much of that stuff and not enough of the second. I don’t get how you can scroll news community constantly and make angry comments day by day for example. It’s extremely boring. Dystopia shitposts and general memeing quickly gets boring too.

It’s just that I think comments are super fun for discussion and when I see only these that hunt for gaining points (even here?!) while I have them turned off it’s just… ehh. I lose the will for interaction. I need some substance.

I tried to tailor Lemmy but it ends up kinda empty without all the meme and shitpost and politics which are not bad inherently but just too much is too much you know