I’m just glad to see “whoa” spelled correctly.

Lose: when you no lpnger have something

Loose: when you no longer wear a belt

Kiko by Los Lobos is a masterpiece, to me. The rest of their albums are hit or miss, with The Town and the City being their 2nd best, but nowhere near as good as Kiko.

Peter Noone cares?

Archway Rocky Road cookies. It was their best variety by far, but they discontinued them.

wouldn’t have

Most atheists are agnostic. The terms are not mutually exclusive. They describe different concepts.

A dog

Yes, Rumsfeld died in 2021.

Rumsfeld died in 2021.

*loses

I like to respond with, “Why? What’s in the bathroom?”

Summer sausage and cheddar cheese.

I lived in the hood for a while, and a neighbor’s wifi was called CrackWhoreNet.

Because the reason no one wants to do those jobs is because they don’t pay anything and they don’t have any good benefits.

*stereotype

Nah…not in that color.